Installing Node.js on my Android Phone

I have the LG Optimus G on Sprint (LS970) and had to do a couple of things to my phone before I could start using node from the command line. I had to root, install TWRP, and then install DebianKit (the biggest offender on being a Pain In my Rear.)

Anyway, here is the steps I took to get everything working.

Some notes I had:

1. I could not install anything useful on my phone using apt-get until I resized the debian.img file on the sdcard.
   
2. I had to do a lot of trial and error before I could finally get the debian image resized correctly
   
3. Installing nvm was easy once I had space
   
4. I had fun
   

In functional health:
~function(){console.log('Josh')}()